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Animation graduate, musician, songwriter of sorts.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

What I hate most about neds.

[Dialogue between myself and a NED (that's "chav," for those of you in England)]

N: "Eh, do ye ken the Voo?"

S: "The what?"

N: "The Voo."

S: "The View?"

N: "Aye, ken."

S: "Nah, I don't play the View."

N: "Aw c'mon, ye must. Ken "Same Jeans," aye?"

S: "I don't really know their songs, to be honest."

N: "Eh, wot bout "Foor Minutes" by Justin Timberlake, ken?"

S: "Save me..."

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